* is glad they aren't playing foot ball *
You need either a sewing kit or a bioengineering genius for that. I'm crap with the first and don't have the second.
I can *sew! And somebody around here does bioengineering. Or at least some kind of genetic lab work, yes? We can manage.
*No guarantee that the final product will look like the product you ordered. Or that it won't look like it was sewn by by an unmedicated hyperactive 7 year old.