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« Reply #75 on: October 25, 2009, 10:21:52 pm »

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News: New content on Sundays! New episodes on the first Sunday of the month.

And piteous whining is heard from the depths of the hiatus ...
It doesn't say which Sundays. Or which month.
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« Reply #76 on: October 25, 2009, 10:42:10 pm »

It doesn't say which Sundays. Or which month.

Yeah, I've noticed that.

--g, suffering from content withdrawal
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« Reply #77 on: December 29, 2009, 08:35:47 pm »

"Remember to feed your shoggoth"--well, look here: http://www.tor.com.vhost.zerolag.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=58523

...I think Neil Gaiman gave us a shoutout.

never mind, it's copyright 1986. Drat.
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« Reply #78 on: December 29, 2009, 09:04:31 pm »

"Remember to feed your shoggoth"--well, look here: http://www.tor.com.vhost.zerolag.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=58523

...I think Neil Gaiman gave us a shoutout.

never mind, it's copyright 1986. Drat.

Yeah, I saw that too. Knew where it was going the second time he mentioned feeding the shoggoth, but still was amused. And thought it was a shoutout as well.

Hm. Maybe a precognitive shoutout?
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« Reply #79 on: February 03, 2010, 10:26:13 pm »

A couple of new ones have shown up:
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News: More muffin recipes per square inch than anything else on TV.

I really like this one:
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News: I hate you. Where's my content?
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« Reply #80 on: February 03, 2010, 10:53:24 pm »

Bunny_M FTW!!
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« Reply #81 on: August 22, 2010, 09:47:31 am »

One I haven't seen before:  Sometimes it's nice to just go to a place and not shoot anybody.

Saw another one that was new to me, but I can't remember what it said ...   Cheesy
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« Reply #82 on: August 22, 2010, 10:16:19 am »

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That joke only works if you have a chalkboard.

I don't think I've seen that one before.
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« Reply #83 on: August 22, 2010, 11:04:18 am »

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That joke only works if you have a chalkboard.

I don't think I've seen that one before.

*That* was the one I couldn't remember!
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« Reply #84 on: August 31, 2010, 08:06:55 pm »

Physics teacher: Acceleration due to gravity is about...

Me (under breath): 9.8 meters per second per second, on that you can rely!

Just thought I'd share that with you :-)
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« Reply #85 on: September 27, 2010, 06:51:08 pm »

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Sometimes it's nice to just go to a place and not shoot anybody.

True, that.
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« Reply #86 on: October 30, 2010, 07:52:20 pm »

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There's a bench for that.

Ain't that the truth!
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« Reply #87 on: October 20, 2012, 08:16:31 pm »

There are new ones!!! Did anyone notice???
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« Reply #88 on: October 21, 2012, 03:25:31 pm »

"Benches are a growth industry. "

Yep! Dunno if it's new or not, but yep.
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