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eschatonic
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« Reply #405 on: September 17, 2013, 10:33:30 am »


I wish my job paid twice as much as it does.

Yep, it pays the boss's worthless offspring twice as much as you were getting. Oooohh, did you mean you wished you got paid twice as much?

I wish the filter in my fishtank did not grow algae so enthusiastically.
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« Reply #406 on: September 21, 2013, 09:04:29 pm »

I wish the filter in my fishtank did not grow algae so enthusiastically.

The filter in your fishtank no longer grows algae enthusiastically, or at all. It's got a new hobby. How do you feel about cryptosporidium?

I wish I could find some long nicely fitting multicolored tunics to wear.
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« Reply #407 on: February 22, 2014, 08:42:42 pm »

<I wish I could find some long nicely fitting multicolored tunics to wear.

Granted. They're in a box in that room in your house that you've never been in because it's sealed shut with Gorilla Glue.

(Hope that's not too mean or anything; I did try to be funny...)

I wish to be healthy again.
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« Reply #408 on: February 24, 2014, 07:39:56 am »

<I wish I could find some long nicely fitting multicolored tunics to wear.

Granted. They're in a box in that room in your house that you've never been in because it's sealed shut with Gorilla Glue.

(Hope that's not too mean or anything; I did try to be funny...)

I wish to be healthy again.

And you are! Also bankrupt.* The bank people will be here to evict you in the morning.

I wish I didn't have this freaking head cold.




*If you are American/live in some other country with no civilized health insurance and your problems are serious enough it's not really that far-fetched. Sorry if it's already an option.


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« Reply #409 on: February 27, 2014, 07:36:59 am »



I wish I didn't have this freaking head cold.


You don't have it. Instead you have someone else's freaking head cold.

I wish we had more rain here. this winter has been to dry by half.
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« Reply #410 on: August 04, 2014, 09:17:47 pm »

OK, now you are in the middle of a flood. I wish I was not in debt.
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