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« Reply #360 on: June 21, 2011, 04:23:08 am »

You can haz choices. They all start at a minimum $75/month, and they all cap out at 1MB.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.
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« Reply #361 on: June 21, 2011, 04:27:23 am »

I wish that we had more choices for our Internet connection.
Congratulations, you now have an unlimited use high-speed broadband connection for $50/month.

Fuel price just shot past the $8/gallon mark.

Sorry to take things OT in such a place, but... Shocked is that a 5 GB/month traffic cap? I'm guessing that's a mobile data plan? What's the speed on those things over there? Traffic limits have been reintroduced here in Finland for many of the higher-speed mobile data plans. I've got my service provider's lowest-end solution on my phone, 384 kbits/s speed limit, unlimited use, and I think it costs around 4-5€/month.

At home I've got a (theoretical) 24/1 Mbits/sec download/upload speed (ADSL broadband), for 39,90 €/month. I don't think any landline connections have usage limits here, haven't checked in a while though. This is one of the reasons I'm happy to live in Finland, although pretty much everything is horrendously expensive.

For example, now that the new government is finally sorted out (it's a coalition government of 6 parties (Kokoomus (a wealthy right party, a bit like the moderate end of U.S. Republicans), the Christian Democrats, the Greens, the Social Democrats, the Left, and the Swedish Speaking Finns' Party), with the biggest election winner and now second biggest party, the "True Finns" (a heavily nationalisic, quite conservative leftist party), being left out because they wouldn't budge on EU policy and immigration issues) - wow that's a lot of nestled brackets - they're going to hike up the price of unleaded fuel by about 10 cents per litre, taking it to about 1,70 €/l at its cheapest. Or about $8,50/gallon. That's just one of the commodities tax hikes they're doing, because the gov't majority party is so deep in the pocket of the wealthy that any return to more progressive income taxes is unthinkable. They are, however, also raising the taxes on corporations from 26% to 30%, even 32% for the very biggest players. This I don't mind, actually, despite being an entrepreneur myself, because they're also beefing up the social security system, increasing the minimum support level by a little over 100 €/month and updating the regulations of the housing support system (the current version was drawn up in the sixties when the standard of living was slightly different).

In my view, those who benefit most from society have a deep moral obligation to help take care of those who for whatever reason are unable to do so themselves. I sort of wish some of the people in power still had a deeper sense of social justice.
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« Reply #362 on: June 21, 2011, 09:57:33 am »

You can haz choices. They all start at a minimum $75/month, and they all cap out at 1MB.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.
You don't!  It was yesterday!  Too bad you missed it.


I wish I had won the lottery.

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"Danny, that's good," his mother said, sounding strange and strained and cautious. "What's--"

"His name's Grayson. He works for the State Department."
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« Reply #363 on: June 21, 2011, 11:02:04 am »

I wish I had won the lottery.
Well Done.
I wish there wasn't so much Spam on the boards.
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« Reply #364 on: December 13, 2011, 01:13:56 am »

I wish there wasn't so much Spam on the boards.

Granted! There is now nothing on the boards at all, because the servers fell into a bottomless pit and what with one thing and another, everything got erased.

I wish these packages would mail themselves so I didn't have to.
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« Reply #365 on: December 13, 2011, 02:21:44 am »

I wish these packages would mail themselves so I didn't have to.

They mail themselves, but all are returned with "address unknown" notices.

I wish for all the season books of SU, including the books not yet written, to be available to me on demand
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« Reply #366 on: January 07, 2012, 06:17:45 pm »

Granted! Shame they're all written in code-have fun trying to figure it out!
I wish all my old videotapes would magically transform into dvds.
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« Reply #367 on: January 07, 2012, 07:23:04 pm »

I wish all my old videotapes would magically transform into dvds.

Granted! Hope you like Spongebob Squarepants, because that's what they all are now.

I wish I had some more of that delicious sable from Russ & Daughters.
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« Reply #368 on: January 07, 2012, 07:49:51 pm »

I wish I had some more of that delicious sable from Russ & Daughters.

There you go!  All the delicious sable you could hope for.  All baked into cupcakes.

I wish I could sleep through the night.
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"I wanted to tell you both. I've met someone."

"Danny, that's good," his mother said, sounding strange and strained and cautious. "What's--"

"His name's Grayson. He works for the State Department."
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« Reply #369 on: January 07, 2012, 08:47:07 pm »


I wish I could sleep through the night.

You got it.

... oh, you wanted to wake up after?


I wish it wasn't such an enormous hassle to transfer money from China to the US.
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« Reply #370 on: January 08, 2012, 12:25:28 pm »

I wish it wasn't such an enormous hassle to transfer money from China to the US.

Done!  Now all your money has transferred.  All of it.  Always.

I wish the next series of Game of Thrones would start now!
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« Reply #371 on: January 08, 2012, 03:37:17 pm »

It does. Unfortunately due to unforeseen shortened editing time the quality of the second season is abysmal.

I wish for a working wish fulfillment machine in my appartment
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« Reply #372 on: January 08, 2012, 04:09:29 pm »

Done. It fulfills every wish in a twisted fashion (much like this thread).

I wish I was not so tired.
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« Reply #373 on: January 08, 2012, 04:40:52 pm »

I wish I was not so tired.

Done! You're not so tired any more; you're twice that tired.

I wish I could hear the words of all these good filksongs people are singing at this convention.
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« Reply #374 on: January 20, 2012, 05:00:00 am »

I wish I could hear the words of all these good filksongs people are singing at this convention.

Done, you've now been comprehensively ear-wormed.

I wish it wasn't so chilly out.

(And while I'm here, a link to a Twisted Wishes episode of Unintentionally Pretentious)
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