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« on: February 06, 2009, 03:11:20 pm » |
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This game is from the Wapsi Square forum, by way of the Talk About Comics forum. (I renamed it from Corrupted Wishes.)
First poster makes a wish. Next poster grants the wish, in an evil way, then makes a new wish.
Example:
Poster 1: I wish for peace on earth.
Poster 2: Granted. The peace of nuclear winter.
I wish I had enough money to get off the money-go-round.
Here's mine: I wish to walk on the Moon.
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Korvar
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 03:45:31 pm » |
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Granted. Moon will impact the Earth in 5... 4... 3...
I want to be married to a beautiful, wealthy woman.
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Elizabeth Bear
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 04:35:30 pm » |
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Granted. Moon will impact the Earth in 5... 4... 3...
I want to be married to a beautiful, wealthy woman.
Unfortunately, she's Erzebet Bathory. I wish for a pony. |
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Chaz: "As if puberty weren't stressful enough."
Todd: "See? That's why we're better than all those other law enforcement agencies. Correct use of the subjunctive."
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 05:05:52 pm » |
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Unfortunately, she's Erzebet Bathory.
I wish for a pony.
Granted. Unfortunately, it's a man-eating pony, and you're on the menu. I wish for a holiday. |
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"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."
L. Annaeus Seneca, Epistles
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MadGastronomer
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 05:35:23 pm » |
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Granted. Welcome to the Feast of Xipe-Totec. You are the sacrifice.
I wish I had a big, beautiful old Queen Anne style house.
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 06:35:08 pm » |
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Granted. Unfortunately, it's on a fairy mound.
I wish I lived closer to my friends.
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2009, 09:18:46 pm » |
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Granted. You and your friends are now guests of the United States Government. Welcome to solitary confinement at Leavenworth.
I wish the traffic wasn't so bad every morning.
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"Suddenly one of my great satisfactions in life is knowing I'm not a character in an Anne Rice novel." - Hafidha |
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Ada
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 07:36:56 am » |
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no problem - gas prices are up to $100/gallon.
I wish I didn't have this #!@* headache.
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2009, 08:44:48 am » |
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Granted. No head.
I wish I had a job where I got paid to surf the Internet all day.
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2009, 09:07:54 am » |
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Granted. No head.
I wish I had a job where I got paid to surf the Internet all day.
Granted. You are a fact-checker for Fox News. I wish I had a new car. |
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"I wanted to tell you both. I've met someone."
"Danny, that's good," his mother said, sounding strange and strained and cautious. "What's--"
"His name's Grayson. He works for the State Department."
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2009, 09:19:33 am » |
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Granted. And here is your new driver's license and birth certificate. Welcome to Witness Protection!
I wish I were a writer.
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2009, 01:33:14 pm » |
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You are.
I wish for good will towards others.
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Chaz: "As if puberty weren't stressful enough."
Todd: "See? That's why we're better than all those other law enforcement agencies. Correct use of the subjunctive."
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2009, 06:46:46 pm » |
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You are.
I wish for good will towards others.
Yeowch. I got nuthin. |
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2009, 06:51:38 pm » |
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Will Smith is good. He is now being launched towards others. At high speed.
I want a fast, cheap computer.
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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2009, 07:29:44 pm » |
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I want a fast, cheap computer.
Here you go. Its name is Orac. Its personality is your funeral. I...um. I would like a very good book, please? |
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"You can't afford to be stupid. There are crocodiles." --Lynda Day.
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