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« on: September 04, 2008, 11:15:47 pm »

Someone beat Edmund about the head for me.
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 12:06:54 am »

No no no, we mustn't abuse Edmund. He's too good a source of Lore for the wiki.
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 12:07:18 am »

*smacks Edmund with a trout*
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 03:31:39 am »

Someone beat Edmund about the head for me.

*a shower of peanuts lands on Edmund's head*
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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 03:32:55 am »

He's too good a source of Lore for the wiki.

*and a handful of peanuts is tossed in txanne's direction*
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 10:14:32 am »

No no no, we mustn't abuse Edmund.

Phew! I was afraid for a moment, when you flirted with Chaz thusly:
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*bing!* That's it! The next guy I date will be one of my imaginary Internet friends. *sigh* Unfortunately, even my imaginary Internet friends are either married or gay.
Except for Chaz.
that it meant I wasn't one of your friends. (Seeing as I'm single, heterosexual and male, after all.)

Now I realize it just meant I wasn't imaginary.

He's too good a source of Lore for the wiki.

And she makes puns, too. *swoon*
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 10:15:18 am »

Someone beat Edmund about the head for me.

*a shower of peanuts lands on Edmund's head*

Ah, an appreciative audience. Bliss.
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 01:48:54 pm »

(Seeing as I'm single, heterosexual and male, after all.)

 Sad

And you were doing so well, too.  Even accounting for the NG puns.


I'll just go back to pining for Danny, then.
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 03:04:01 pm »

I'll just go back to pining for Danny, then.

Good plan. After all, he's younger and better looking than I am.
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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 04:27:07 pm »

No no no, we mustn't abuse Edmund.

Phew! I was afraid for a moment, when you flirted with Chaz thusly:
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*bing!* That's it! The next guy I date will be one of my imaginary Internet friends. *sigh* Unfortunately, even my imaginary Internet friends are either married or gay.
Except for Chaz.
that it meant I wasn't one of your friends. (Seeing as I'm single, heterosexual and male, after all.)

Now I realize it just meant I wasn't imaginary.


No, it meant I thought you weren't single. Let the flirting commence! (You're imaginary until I meet you in person, or until someone I've met in person vouches for your reality.)

He's too good a source of Lore for the wiki.

And she makes puns, too. *swoon*

Hee! I knew somebody'd think that was a plus someday.
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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 09:09:08 pm »

Now I realize it just meant I wasn't imaginary.
No, it meant I thought you weren't single. Let the flirting commence! (You're imaginary until I meet you in person, or until someone I've met in person vouches for your reality.)

Oh, dear. I'm part imaginary (the part you know) and part real (the part I know).

Enough to give me a complex, it is ...

He's too good a source of Lore for the wiki.
And she makes puns, too. *swoon*
Hee! I knew somebody'd think that was a plus someday.

Wit, wisdom, brains and beauty. What more could a guy ask for?
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 09:21:34 pm »

Hear, hear!  Definitely a plus.
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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 10:19:38 pm »

::dignified silence::
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 10:58:35 pm »

:: admires dignity ::
:: nonchalantly takes brownies out of oven ::
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 11:26:28 pm »

::casually wanders over to the Not Flirting Bench::
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