Korvar
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« Reply #495 on: July 14, 2010, 04:21:15 pm » |
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Marry Ben: He's solid, and smarter than he looks.
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DavidG
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« Reply #496 on: July 14, 2010, 07:21:16 pm » |
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Temur
Temujin
Kublai
Cliff Temur, tolerance isn't his thing. Shag Temujin, tolerant, but still fresh from the steppe. Marry Kublai and move to Xanadu Napoleon Frederick the Great Gustavus Adolphus |
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« Reply #497 on: July 15, 2010, 09:59:11 am » |
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*considers*
*considers*
*sigh*
Cliff Napolean. This might be terribly unfair, as it's mostly because he reminds me unfortunately of an ex-girlfriend... and I think that's mostly the popular image rather than reality. Still, he really sounds like a major pain in the ass.
Shag Gustav Adolphus - clearly has a lot of energy, sounds like he might be fun in bed, but not enough track record to want him underfoot.
Marry Frederick. Arguably the most effective of the bunch, knows how to leave a woman alone, and whether he was queer or not it sounds like there were a lot of queer undercurrents to the court, which sounds amusing.
Starsha of Iscandar
Kamiya Kaoru
Mononoke-hime.
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« Reply #498 on: August 25, 2010, 04:59:36 pm » |
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Starsha of Iscandar
Kamiya Kaoru
Mononoke-hime.
Cliff Starsha, manipulative and a death wish? Marry Kamiya Kaoru, straightforward and a bushido master, what's not to like? Shag Mononoke-Hime, that whole feral wolf-child thing has the potential to turn seriously icky. Douglas MacArthur George Patton John 'Blackjack' Pershing |
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Lioness
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« Reply #499 on: May 01, 2011, 06:12:19 pm » |
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Starsha of Iscandar
Kamiya Kaoru
Mononoke-hime.
Cliff Starsha, manipulative and a death wish? Marry Kamiya Kaoru, straightforward and a bushido master, what's not to like? Shag Mononoke-Hime, that whole feral wolf-child thing has the potential to turn seriously icky. Douglas MacArthur George Patton John 'Blackjack' Pershing Hmm. Hmmmmmm. OK, cliff MacArthur. He's the wrong flavor of troublesome; never mind the accomplishments. Shag Patton out of curiosity. Marry Pershing. Oh, right, a new list: Clio Melpomene Calliope |
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« Reply #500 on: May 01, 2011, 06:37:26 pm » |
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Cliff Melpomene - emo girl! And I've dated enough emo girls, thanks.
Shag Calliope - sounds like a heck of a fling, but maybe a bit much for a lifestyle?
Marry Clio - a little quieter, more sensible, generally down to earth.
(Though I could argue either way with the latter two.)
Elizabeth I
Boudicca
Empress Wu
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metropolis22786
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« Reply #501 on: May 01, 2011, 09:09:47 pm » |
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Cliff Melpomene - emo girl! And I've dated enough emo girls, thanks.
Shag Calliope - sounds like a heck of a fling, but maybe a bit much for a lifestyle?
Marry Clio - a little quieter, more sensible, generally down to earth.
(Though I could argue either way with the latter two.)
Elizabeth I
Boudicca
Empress Wu
I had to google Empress Wu. Shag Boudicca - because who doesn't love a woman with a chariot that chops people's feet off? Marry Elizabeth I - keeping it chaste at all times. Cliff Empress Wu - just because you need to take proactive steps with someone as ruthless as her. Odin Thor Loki |
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« Reply #502 on: May 01, 2011, 10:15:18 pm » |
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Odin
Thor
Loki
Cliff Loki. Before he knows I exist, if possible. Tricksier than the PTB, and more dangerous. Shag Thor. Repeatedly. Marry Odin. Thor may be a rocking good time, but he's unstable. His dad, while arrogant and a schemer, is stable. Perseus Jason Odysseus |
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"I wanted to tell you both. I've met someone."
"Danny, that's good," his mother said, sounding strange and strained and cautious. "What's--"
"His name's Grayson. He works for the State Department."
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eschatonic
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« Reply #503 on: May 01, 2011, 10:21:39 pm » |
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Perseus
Jason
Odysseus
Cliff Jason, what a jackass he was to Medusa. Shag Perseus. Marry Odysseus. He'll be gone all the time, but he's loyal as a good dog. Dead Kennedys! John Bobby Ted |
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No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality.
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« Reply #504 on: May 01, 2011, 11:42:33 pm » |
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Cliff Loki. Before he knows I exist, if possible. Tricksier than the PTB, and more dangerous.
I thought our axiom is the PTBs are as tricksy as they come? |
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MadGastronomer
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« Reply #505 on: May 02, 2011, 01:11:59 am » |
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Cliff Loki. Before he knows I exist, if possible. Tricksier than the PTB, and more dangerous.
I thought our axiom is the PTBs are as tricksy as they come? The PTB are as tricksy as mortals come. Loki is divine, and has had a lot longer to practice. |
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« Reply #506 on: May 02, 2011, 09:45:00 pm » |
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Perseus
Jason
Odysseus
Cliff Jason, what a jackass he was to Medusa. Shag Perseus. Marry Odysseus. He'll be gone all the time, but he's loyal as a good dog. Dead Kennedys! John Bobby Ted Beat me to it, but those were essentially the answers I would have given, so I won't pout. But I am cute when I pout! Hmmm. Gotta cliff Ted. I like his politics, but a guy who essentially cliffed a girl deserves to be cliffed in return. Shag John. To see if he was as good as his reputation. Marry Bobby. The other two were out of control in one way or another. If Bobby was, he at least was better at hiding it. So wandering on the theme: First Ladies Jackie Kennedy Hilary Clinton Michelle Obama |
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"We all ended up somewhere with our various uncertain lives flapping about us in tatters and our pockets full of foreign coins."
K. E. Gordon - The Transitive Vampire: A Handbook of Grammar for the Eager, the Innocent and the Doomed
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« Reply #507 on: May 02, 2011, 10:25:51 pm » |
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So wandering on the theme: First Ladies
Jackie Kennedy
Hilary Clinton
Michelle Obama
Eeek. Good Lord. Um, marry Michelle. If she'd have me. And count myself lucky every day of my life. I'm reluctant to cliff OR shag either of the other two. Maybe I could let them run away with each other? OK, if I had to make a choice, then cliff Jackie and shag Hillary. All right, then: Amy Carter Tricia Nixon Chelsea Clinton |
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« Reply #508 on: May 05, 2011, 04:35:05 pm » |
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Amy Carter
Tricia Nixon
Chelsea Clinton
Cliff Tricia, just too much family heritage to shrink from Shag Chelsea, cute, but would you want Hilary as your Mother-in-law? Marry Amy, she seems to have a mind of her own. Barack Obama David Cameron Nicholas Sarkozy |
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hawkwing_lb
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« Reply #509 on: May 05, 2011, 04:47:14 pm » |
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Barack Obama
David Cameron
Nicholas Sarkozy
Cliffing all is out of the question? (No? Okay, so. I'll just hide over here in my little socialist plot, and garden things. Pulling weeds being cathartic, and all that.) |
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"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."
L. Annaeus Seneca, Epistles
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