|
MadGastronomer
Guest
|
 |
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2008, 08:17:42 am » |
|
Cliff Jirel, mostly because I don't know who she is. Shag Red Sonja Marry Diana, in a perfectly legal Themysciran wedding!
Crap, three more: Bill Gates Steve Jobs The Great Woz
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
txanne
Laser Snark
Hero Member

Posts: 2701
|
 |
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2008, 08:39:09 am » |
|
Cliff Bill Shag Jobs Marry Woz
(I'd have married Jirel, myself. She is UTTERLY MAGNIFICENT. What's more, her author C.L. Moore was a woman.)
Um. Okay.
Hal Jordan Kyle Rayner Guy Gardner
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Elizabeth Bear
|
 |
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2008, 08:54:39 am » |
|
(I'd have married Jirel, myself. She is UTTERLY MAGNIFICENT. What's more, her author C.L. Moore was a woman.)
Total concur.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chaz: "As if puberty weren't stressful enough."
Todd: "See? That's why we're better than all those other law enforcement agencies. Correct use of the subjunctive."
|
|
|
|
VCorvidae
|
 |
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2008, 08:57:56 am » |
|
Cliff Jirel, mostly because I don't know who she is. Shag Red Sonja Marry Diana, in a perfectly legal Themysciran wedding!
Crap, three more: Bill Gates Steve Jobs The Great Woz
Jirel of Joiry was one of the first, if not the first strong female character in fantasy. She was the creation of CL Moore, who was that rarest of things - a female writer in the golden age of sci-fi. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jirel_of_Joiry
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Imagine Escher drawing his own bath...
|
|
|
hawkwing_lb
Laser Snark
Sr. Member

Posts: 448
No Dumping Dead Bodies Overboard In Harbour Area
|
 |
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2008, 11:33:21 am » |
|
Cliff Steve, Cliff Bill, Cliff The Woz... oh, right.
That's against the rules.
*holds nose*
Cliff the Woz Shag Steve Marry Bill (wealth might compensate for the ebil)
On a piratical theme: Edward Teach (Blackbeard), Edward England, Jack Rackham?
ETA: oh, I am a slow sleepy idiot today.
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: July 01, 2008, 11:35:34 am by hawkwing_lb »
|
Logged
|
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."
L. Annaeus Seneca, Epistles
|
|
|
|
MadGastronomer
Guest
|
 |
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2008, 12:44:17 pm » |
|
aha. I may need to pick up some Jirel, then. But I'm still marrying Diana. She was my first girlcrush, and I've never entirely gotten over her. Also, bonus, she's into bondage!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Edmund Schweppe
|
 |
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2008, 08:09:03 pm » |
|
aha. I may need to pick up some Jirel, then. But I'm still marrying Diana. She was my first girlcrush, and I've never entirely gotten over her. Also, bonus, she's into bondage!
I could have sworn that WW was only vulnerable to bondage applied by men ...
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Suddenly one of my great satisfactions in life is knowing I'm not a character in an Anne Rice novel." - Hafidha
|
|
|
|
Emma Bull
|
 |
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2008, 08:55:13 pm » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Falkner to Worth: "'Competent'" is not an insult."
|
|
|
|
VCorvidae
|
 |
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2008, 09:00:18 pm » |
|
Cliff Bill Shag Jobs Marry Woz
(I'd have married Jirel, myself. She is UTTERLY MAGNIFICENT. What's more, her author C.L. Moore was a woman.)
Um. Okay.
Hal Jordan Kyle Rayner Guy Gardner
On the advice of hubby: Cliff Gardner (he's a twit) Shag Rayner Marry Hal Jordan (and cross my fingers because he's angsty) Christine Lavin Janis Joplin Janis Ian
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Imagine Escher drawing his own bath...
|
|
|
|
will shetterly
|
 |
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2008, 09:49:26 pm » |
|
Cliff Dark Phoenix. (She'll be un-clliffed within 20 issues anyway) Shag Phoenix. (C'mon. Telekinesis at the molecular level? Plus, her feet are never cold.) Marry Jean Gray, and have kids in several alternate futures.
I was about to answer Bear with those very choices! But your reasons are better than mine. I was just going to marry Jean Gray because she's got both Phoenix and Dark Phoenix potential.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
MadGastronomer
Guest
|
 |
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2008, 10:05:13 pm » |
|
I could have sworn that WW was only vulnerable to bondage applied by men ...
A) Nooo, that's just what they show. The comics never did go very much into what the Amazons get up to on their island. B) Who says I want to be the one doing the tying, eh? Mmmm, golden lasso.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
dancing crow
|
 |
« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2008, 06:20:33 pm » |
|
Christine Lavin Janis Joplin Janis Ian
cliff Joplin - gorgeous voice, crazy woman shag Ian - might cheer her up marry Lavin - she sings "(I wanna be a) Mysterious Woman" among other marvelous creations. Although she has no earlobes. C.J. Cherryh Elizabeth Moon Mercedes Lackey
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Elizabeth Bear
|
 |
« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2008, 07:21:07 pm » |
|
C.J. Cherryh Elizabeth Moon Mercedes Lackey
I recuse myself out of professional courtesy. *g* Somebody else?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chaz: "As if puberty weren't stressful enough."
Todd: "See? That's why we're better than all those other law enforcement agencies. Correct use of the subjunctive."
|
|
|
|
CapeCorey
|
 |
« Reply #43 on: July 02, 2008, 08:26:07 pm » |
|
C.J. Cherryh Elizabeth Moon Mercedes Lackey
I recuse myself out of professional courtesy. *g* Somebody else? Feels odd if you've met them, it does. ...Marry C.J., have a wild weekend with Ms. Moon and fall on my pen to avoid the question, because many teens (of any age) need a Ms. Lackey. Vimes, Venturi or Susan?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
txanne
Laser Snark
Hero Member

Posts: 2701
|
 |
« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2008, 08:51:59 pm » |
|
Vimes, Venturi or Susan?
Marry 'em all!!! Can't cliff Venturi, it'd be bad for the city. Can't cliff Vimes, Sybil would be heartbroken. Can't cliff Susan, her grandfather would drop your hourglass. Can't shag Venturi, he'd cliff you for dumping him. Can't shag Vimes, Sybil would be heartbroken. Can't shag Susan, she'd cliff you for dumping her. On reflection...can't marry Venturi, he's already married to the city. Can't marry Vimes, he's married to Sybil and the Watch. Can't marry Susan, I'm not her type. What I really want to do is marry the Librarian. Mmmm, librarians....
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|