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« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2008, 08:17:42 am »

Cliff Jirel, mostly because I don't know who she is.
Shag Red Sonja
Marry Diana, in a perfectly legal Themysciran wedding!

Crap, three more:
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
The Great Woz
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« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2008, 08:39:09 am »

Cliff Bill
Shag Jobs
Marry Woz

(I'd have married Jirel, myself. She is UTTERLY MAGNIFICENT. What's more, her author C.L. Moore was a woman.)

Um. Okay.

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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2008, 08:54:39 am »

(I'd have married Jirel, myself. She is UTTERLY MAGNIFICENT. What's more, her author C.L. Moore was a woman.)

Total concur.
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« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2008, 08:57:56 am »

Cliff Jirel, mostly because I don't know who she is.
Shag Red Sonja
Marry Diana, in a perfectly legal Themysciran wedding!

Crap, three more:
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
The Great Woz

Jirel of Joiry was one of the first, if not the first strong female character in fantasy. She was the creation of CL Moore, who was that rarest of things - a female writer in the golden age of sci-fi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jirel_of_Joiry
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« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2008, 11:33:21 am »

Cliff Steve, Cliff Bill, Cliff The Woz... oh, right.

That's against the rules.

*holds nose*

Cliff the Woz
Shag Steve
Marry Bill (wealth might compensate for the ebil)

On a piratical theme: Edward Teach (Blackbeard), Edward England, Jack Rackham?

ETA: oh, I am a slow sleepy idiot today.
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« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2008, 12:44:17 pm »

aha. I may need to pick up some Jirel, then. But I'm still marrying Diana. She was my first girlcrush, and I've never entirely gotten over her. Also, bonus, she's into bondage!
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« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2008, 08:09:03 pm »

aha. I may need to pick up some Jirel, then. But I'm still marrying Diana. She was my first girlcrush, and I've never entirely gotten over her. Also, bonus, she's into bondage!

I could have sworn that WW was only vulnerable to bondage applied by men ...
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« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2008, 08:55:13 pm »

The Comics Code in action, sugar.  Wink Wink Wink
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« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2008, 09:00:18 pm »

Cliff Bill
Shag Jobs
Marry Woz

(I'd have married Jirel, myself. She is UTTERLY MAGNIFICENT. What's more, her author C.L. Moore was a woman.)

Um. Okay.

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On the advice of hubby:

Cliff Gardner (he's a twit)
Shag Rayner
Marry Hal Jordan (and cross my fingers because he's angsty)

Christine Lavin
Janis Joplin
Janis Ian

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« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2008, 09:49:26 pm »

Cliff Dark Phoenix.  (She'll be un-clliffed within 20 issues anyway)
Shag Phoenix.  (C'mon.  Telekinesis at the molecular level?  Plus, her feet are never cold.)
Marry Jean Gray, and have kids in several alternate futures.

I was about to answer Bear with those very choices!

But your reasons are better than mine. I was just going to marry Jean Gray because she's got both Phoenix and Dark Phoenix potential.
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« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2008, 10:05:13 pm »

I could have sworn that WW was only vulnerable to bondage applied by men ...

A)  Nooo, that's just what they show.  The comics never did go very much into what the Amazons get up to on their island.
B)  Who says I want to be the one doing the tying, eh?  Mmmm, golden lasso.
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« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2008, 06:20:33 pm »



Christine Lavin
Janis Joplin
Janis Ian



cliff Joplin - gorgeous voice, crazy woman
shag Ian - might cheer her up
marry Lavin - she sings "(I wanna be a) Mysterious Woman" among other marvelous creations. Although she has no earlobes.

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« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2008, 07:21:07 pm »

C.J. Cherryh
Elizabeth Moon
Mercedes Lackey

I recuse myself out of professional courtesy. *g* Somebody else?
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« Reply #43 on: July 02, 2008, 08:26:07 pm »

C.J. Cherryh
Elizabeth Moon
Mercedes Lackey

I recuse myself out of professional courtesy. *g* Somebody else?

Feels odd if you've met them, it does.

...Marry C.J., have a wild weekend with Ms. Moon and fall on my pen to avoid the question, because many teens (of any age) need a Ms. Lackey.

Vimes, Venturi or Susan?




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« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2008, 08:51:59 pm »



Vimes, Venturi or Susan?



Marry 'em all!!!

Can't cliff Venturi, it'd be bad for the city. Can't cliff Vimes, Sybil would be heartbroken. Can't cliff Susan, her grandfather would drop your hourglass.

Can't shag Venturi, he'd cliff you for dumping him. Can't shag Vimes, Sybil would be heartbroken. Can't shag Susan, she'd cliff you for dumping her.

On reflection...can't marry Venturi, he's already married to the city. Can't marry Vimes, he's married to Sybil and the Watch. Can't marry Susan, I'm not her type.

What I really want to do is marry the Librarian. Mmmm, librarians....
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