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Edmund Schweppe
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« on: December 26, 2011, 09:51:56 pm »

Where do deer hang out during hunting season? Why, Quantico, of course! According to the Associated Press:
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QUANTICO, Va.—Call it a playground for Bambi and G-Men, where imaginary criminals are hunted and deer are the spectators.

The 547-acre FBI Academy, where some of the nation's best marksmen fire off more than 1 million bullets every month, happens to be one of the safest places for deer during hunting season.
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On a December afternoon, deer grazed above one of the academy's 16 practice shooting ranges. They stood just 15 feet away from the paper targets. Nearby, shots popped loudly from a Colt M4 Carbine rifle, and the white-tailed deer did not flinch.

"They're pretty immune to the sound," said Sean Boyle, supervisory special agent bomb technician and principal firearms instructor for the Critical Incident Response Group based at the academy. The deer typically graze on top of the berm, about 15 feet away from the targets and rarely go directly in the line of fire. Boyle said he doesn't recall an instance where a deer was shot accidentally.

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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2011, 11:22:29 am »

I am hilarified.
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2011, 11:55:50 am »

I wish Gary Larson were reading this BBS. I want a Far Side -style cartoon showing a herd of deer, one wide-eyed and standing on his hind legs with both front legs stuck up in the air, while the other deer are laughing hysterically. With the caption, "Don't shoot me, G-man!"
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« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2011, 01:13:07 pm »

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Boyle said he doesn't recall an instance where a deer was shot accidentally.

So how many times has one been shot intentionally? All that venison-on-the-hoof...

I am hilarified.

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I wish Gary Larson were reading this BBS. I want a Far Side -style cartoon showing a herd of deer, one wide-eyed and standing on his hind legs with both front legs stuck up in the air, while the other deer are laughing hysterically. With the caption, "Don't shoot me, G-man!"

Oh ghods yes, please!
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