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« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2011, 01:08:49 pm »

(Also, yeesh. Leave the computer for half an hour, and they're all over the place. Pesky things...)

One might almost find their proliferation...anomalous. 

*whimper* That's a scarier thought than I want to be dealing with right now... *wry grin*
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« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2011, 03:02:30 pm »

Good grief, I've squashed two of 'em myself today. And I don't even remember to look for them.

Maybe if we sprinkle boric acid powder around the margins of the threads...


...And a third! No, I don't want a wallet. Good grief.
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« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2011, 04:27:08 pm »

Is it a coincidence that this spam attack is coinciding with the season finale? I think not. The Ur-spammer is obviously a gamma.
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« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2011, 05:00:20 pm »

I want to assassin some Spam, but by the time I get to it, it's already been assassin-ed! Smiley 

I have to say, it's getting quite ridiculous, the amount that's coming in.
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« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2011, 05:19:22 pm »

Korvar, I'll let you squish the next one. They make a very satisfying crunch. *g*
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« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2011, 06:16:36 pm »

Korvar, I'll let you squish the next one. They make a very satisfying crunch. *g*

That they do. Smiley

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« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2011, 09:21:03 pm »

I'd be happy to help.

Yer hired.

Basically, once you have your superpowers, when you click on a member's name, you should see the options to "Ban" and "Delete" in the left hand column.

When we find a spammer, we ban, then we delete. (and go ahead and ban on IP. Sometimes you can get two or three at one blow that way.)

We try to make sure new people aren't just shy. Some indications of a real person: they have logged in more than once, for more than a minute or two. They have posted something that's useful. Their photo is not a model or actor. They link to a website that's somebody's home page and not a site selling narcotics. *g*

I see the spammer, but when I click on its profile I don't see any bannination options.
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« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2011, 09:29:14 pm »

*raises hand*

If you need an extra Spam Assassin, I'm available.
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« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2011, 10:18:36 pm »

eschatonic, there were some extra shenanigans required when I started. Email Bear, and she'll fix it.
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« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2011, 02:38:31 am »

I'd be happy to help.

Yer hired.

Basically, once you have your superpowers, when you click on a member's name, you should see the options to "Ban" and "Delete" in the left hand column.

When we find a spammer, we ban, then we delete. (and go ahead and ban on IP. Sometimes you can get two or three at one blow that way.)

We try to make sure new people aren't just shy. Some indications of a real person: they have logged in more than once, for more than a minute or two. They have posted something that's useful. Their photo is not a model or actor. They link to a website that's somebody's home page and not a site selling narcotics. *g*

I see the spammer, but when I click on its profile I don't see any bannination options.

That's because you didn't say you wanted to do it--you just said you would if you got a laser gun. *g*
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« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2011, 02:40:07 am »

Jezabella and Eschatonic are now empowered.

That's probably enough for now.

And now I go zorch some spammers....
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« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2011, 02:57:23 am »

I'd be happy to help.

Yer hired.

Basically, once you have your superpowers, when you click on a member's name, you should see the options to "Ban" and "Delete" in the left hand column.

When we find a spammer, we ban, then we delete. (and go ahead and ban on IP. Sometimes you can get two or three at one blow that way.)

We try to make sure new people aren't just shy. Some indications of a real person: they have logged in more than once, for more than a minute or two. They have posted something that's useful. Their photo is not a model or actor. They link to a website that's somebody's home page and not a site selling narcotics. *g*

I see the spammer, but when I click on its profile I don't see any bannination options.

That's because you didn't say you wanted to do it--you just said you would if you got a laser gun. *g*

Oops? you changed my title, which I thought meant I had been given Mighty Powers and/or a laser gun. It's okay, I'll just point my finger at the spammers and say pewpewpew while I delete them.  Grin
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« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2011, 03:02:05 am »

I'd be happy to help.

Yer hired.

Basically, once you have your superpowers, when you click on a member's name, you should see the options to "Ban" and "Delete" in the left hand column.

When we find a spammer, we ban, then we delete. (and go ahead and ban on IP. Sometimes you can get two or three at one blow that way.)

We try to make sure new people aren't just shy. Some indications of a real person: they have logged in more than once, for more than a minute or two. They have posted something that's useful. Their photo is not a model or actor. They link to a website that's somebody's home page and not a site selling narcotics. *g*

I see the spammer, but when I click on its profile I don't see any bannination options.

That's because you didn't say you wanted to do it--you just said you would if you got a laser gun. *g*

Oops? you changed my title, which I thought meant I had been given Mighty Powers and/or a laser gun. It's okay, I'll just point my finger at the spammers and say pewpewpew while I delete them.  Grin

No sir. I just changed your title now. *g*
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« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2011, 04:10:57 am »

Banninated my first Spam.  When do the heady feelings of power and might fade?
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« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2011, 04:22:35 am »

Jezabella and Eschatonic are now empowered.

That's probably enough for now.

And now I go zorch some spammers....


Hi, Bear...Just noting that it might be useful (I don't know if you've actually done this or not) to have round the clock coverage. This seems to be a particularly nasty barrage, since I'm seeing evidence of it every time I've hopped in today. I trust your judgment on whether you have enough, and of divers locale.  But if you find you need more, my hours are odd these days, and I'm wiling to join in.
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