Aw, now, have a little faith. Chaz will appoint himself Official Keek Bench Keek Cutter, so we all get exactly the size piece we want. Nobody jostles the dude cutting the cake. He'll be standing there defending his personal space with a knife and we won't even notice.
Ah, which we are you referring to? (There are extremely few people who can be playing with knives in my presence with it drawing my attention. And I spend a lot of time around people with knives.)
You will notice him playing with the knife and showing off his Useless Super Power by telling us exactly how many calories/grams of fat/sugar/etc. are in the piece he just cut. You will not notice that he's doing this to prevent anyone from touching him or standing any closer than he wants us to be.
I actually got what you meant when you said it. Maybe the kids have not killed off my last brain cell after all!
May I have a piece of keek as my reward? 
