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« on: May 23, 2011, 07:21:50 am »

As in the Scottish pronunciation of 'cake', spelled like probably only a Finn would.



The vaguely brownie-like thing is the former occupant of the plate I used last night. Didn't want to take a clean one, for the obvious reason of needing to wash it later on if I did. It was pretty good, too, alhough the structure's more like a sponge cake. At least there's enough topping on them. Wink

And not just any cake, but probably my very favourite, Brita cake (Here's a recipe that looks about right to me). Apparently it's traditionally made with fresh strawberries, but strawberry jam works just as well I think, as long as the almond flakes are there. It's not like you can't put fresh strawberries on top of THEM if you want, and of course you use fresh strawberries instead of jam when they're in season. But the almonds are staying. I could probably just about forgive substituting chopped hazelnut for the almonds.

The reason for Brita cake yesterday was a bunch of the wife's relatives visiting to ogle at the baby. Since there was cake, I don't complain. Grin
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 10:47:17 am »

Ah, the love of us nordic types for the almonds in dessert!

That looks nommalicious, by the way.
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2011, 01:53:33 pm »

the keek is not a lie
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2011, 03:29:53 pm »

Which bench shall I sit upon/under for some keek?
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2011, 03:35:29 pm »

Which bench shall I sit upon/under for some keek?

And would you mind if I joined you there? (That looks absolutely scrumptious.)
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2011, 07:55:23 pm »

Which bench shall I sit upon/under for some keek?

I think that would be the "We're Only Here For The Keek" bench, right over here.

Careful, the paint isn't quite dry.

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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2011, 08:16:12 pm »

That's Chaz's bench.
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2011, 03:55:48 am »

That's Chaz's bench.

Chaz is skinny, there's plenty of room.

Room for keek.
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2011, 06:20:55 am »

Chaz is skinny, there's plenty of room.

Imagining just how comfortable Chaz is going to be everyone else cramming into his personal space...
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2011, 06:32:39 am »

Chaz is skinny, there's plenty of room.

Imagining just how comfortable Chaz is going to be everyone else cramming into his personal space...

That's why the We're Just Here For The Keek Bench has nooks.  Nooks for books.  Nooks for cooks.  And crochet hooks.  Crooked nooks.  Hooking, cooking, booking, crooked nooks.
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2011, 06:49:53 am »

Aw, now, have a little faith. Chaz will appoint himself Official Keek Bench Keek Cutter, so we all get exactly the size piece we want. Nobody jostles the dude cutting the cake. He'll be standing there defending his personal space with a knife and we won't even notice.
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2011, 09:14:07 am »

Aw, now, have a little faith. Chaz will appoint himself Official Keek Bench Keek Cutter, so we all get exactly the size piece we want. Nobody jostles the dude cutting the cake. He'll be standing there defending his personal space with a knife and we won't even notice.

Ah, which we are you referring to? (There are extremely few people who can be playing with knives in my presence with it drawing my attention. And I spend a lot of time around people with knives.)
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2011, 09:34:04 am »

Aw, now, have a little faith. Chaz will appoint himself Official Keek Bench Keek Cutter, so we all get exactly the size piece we want. Nobody jostles the dude cutting the cake. He'll be standing there defending his personal space with a knife and we won't even notice.

Ah, which we are you referring to? (There are extremely few people who can be playing with knives in my presence with it drawing my attention. And I spend a lot of time around people with knives.)

The keek will distract you.
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2011, 09:52:47 am »

Aw, now, have a little faith. Chaz will appoint himself Official Keek Bench Keek Cutter, so we all get exactly the size piece we want. Nobody jostles the dude cutting the cake. He'll be standing there defending his personal space with a knife and we won't even notice.

Ah, which we are you referring to? (There are extremely few people who can be playing with knives in my presence with it drawing my attention. And I spend a lot of time around people with knives.)

The keek will distract you.

Besides, the knife wielder can become invisible at will. Or by accident.
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2011, 09:55:01 am »

Aw, now, have a little faith. Chaz will appoint himself Official Keek Bench Keek Cutter, so we all get exactly the size piece we want. Nobody jostles the dude cutting the cake. He'll be standing there defending his personal space with a knife and we won't even notice.

Ah, which we are you referring to? (There are extremely few people who can be playing with knives in my presence with it drawing my attention. And I spend a lot of time around people with knives.)

You will notice him playing with the knife and showing off his Useless Super Power by telling us exactly how many calories/grams of fat/sugar/etc. are in the piece he just cut. You will not notice that he's doing this to prevent anyone from touching him or standing any closer than he wants us to be.
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