There's a rumor going around (which I do not dispute) that the restaurant is haunted. So I got three
these things* and put them in various places around the restaurant, making various noises, starting a few days before April Fools, since i knew it would take a few days for people to really catch on. My chef figured out over the weekend that I was the culprit behind the creaking in the office, but didn't actually find the thing until last night. It was driving her
crazy, and I, of course, denied everything (right up until they actually found it). Mwahahahaha.
*For the link-averse, it's a doodad called an Eviltron, about the diameter of a quarter, that makes several different creepy noises, and will play them either singly or cycling through them all, at intervals just long enough to make them really hard to find.