There's a rumor going around (which I do not dispute) that the restaurant is haunted. So I got three these things
* and put them in various places around the restaurant, making various noises, starting a few days before April Fools, since i knew it would take a few days for people to really catch on. My chef figured out over the weekend that I was the culprit behind the creaking in the office, but didn't actually find the thing until last night. It was driving her crazy
, and I, of course, denied everything (right up until they actually found it). Mwahahahaha.
*For the link-averse, it's a doodad called an Eviltron, about the diameter of a quarter, that makes several different creepy noises, and will play them either singly or cycling through them all, at intervals just long enough to make them really hard to find.