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Q. What type of Criminal Minds fanfic do you have to write before you can write any other CM fanfics? A. A Prentiss-ship. Thank you, I'll be here all night.  |
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"If you want to be famous, you have to do whatever you're doing worse than anyone else in the whole world." -- Czech photographer Miroslav Tichy
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MadGastronomer
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2011, 08:21:18 am » |
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*throws pickled peppers*
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2011, 08:32:43 am » |
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Well, we can't claim not to have been warned.
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Chaz: "As if puberty weren't stressful enough."
Todd: "See? That's why we're better than all those other law enforcement agencies. Correct use of the subjunctive."
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2011, 08:40:05 am » |
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*stands on a bench and cheers*
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MadGastronomer
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2011, 11:51:24 am » |
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I shall simply have to add my own.
Last weekend, I went to a Steampunk event, and saw someone wearing an absinthe spoon on a chain around her neck -- wrong way up, with the chain strung through the bowl of the spoon, so it was unusable. All I could think was, "How louche!"
(This is a true story, and one of the few moments when I was able to think fast enough to come up with a clever pun on the spur of the moment. Sadly, there was no one with me to share it with -- my date was elsewhere! So I'm sharing it with as many people as I think will get it.)
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2011, 12:48:36 pm » |
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AndrewJ: *facepalm* MadGastronomer: *headdesk* (I'm glad BOTH of you are here all week, and beyond. ) |
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Falkner to Worth: "'Competent'" is not an insult."
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2011, 02:34:49 pm » |
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Oh, MG. If I were a cat I'd be ignoring you.
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2011, 02:50:44 pm » |
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Oh, MG. If I were a cat I'd be ignoring you.
I can see it now .. the sitting-in-the-hall, right-in-your-way, look-my-back-is-to-you ignoring. Every time my mom goes to Florida for the winter, I get that from her cat for about three days. Then she gives me a rodent (the cat, not my mom), and all is well. As to the puns, I shall quietly endure until I can come up with a sufficiently-awful counterattack. |
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"I wanted to tell you both. I've met someone."
"Danny, that's good," his mother said, sounding strange and strained and cautious. "What's--"
"His name's Grayson. He works for the State Department."
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2011, 03:04:27 pm » |
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Jim, I for one am glad you'll be sticking around, as I would mourn your absinthe.
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"Suddenly one of my great satisfactions in life is knowing I'm not a character in an Anne Rice novel." - Hafidha |
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2011, 05:11:09 pm » |
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Jim, I for one am glad you'll be sticking around, as I would mourn your absinthe.
Absinthe makes the mind go yonder. |
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"If you want to be famous, you have to do whatever you're doing worse than anyone else in the whole world." -- Czech photographer Miroslav Tichy
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Why, this is Hell, nor are we out of it.
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2011, 06:08:33 pm » |
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AndrewJ (x2), MG, Edmund:
*applause mixed with whimpering*
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Still will I harvest beauty where it grows... --Edna ST. Vincent Millay
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2011, 07:48:37 pm » |
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Q. What do you call a genie who lives in a bottle instead of a lamp?
A. A djinn rummy.
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"If you want to be famous, you have to do whatever you're doing worse than anyone else in the whole world." -- Czech photographer Miroslav Tichy
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2011, 01:45:18 am » |
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Q. And why said djinn will always break the bottle?
A. Because to be independent he must fight his own bottles.
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2011, 07:10:45 am » |
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The truly clever ones don't break their bottles; they escape through pure indjinnuity.
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"Suddenly one of my great satisfactions in life is knowing I'm not a character in an Anne Rice novel." - Hafidha |
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2011, 08:25:46 am » |
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And thus we see the Difference In Djinns.
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