|
HebrewRose
|
 |
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2010, 07:06:02 pm » |
|
Poor girl!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
He's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal OF ACTION... "Hey, where's Villette?"
|
|
|
|
kayjayoh
|
|
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2010, 12:37:48 pm » |
|
I was about the click the link and then read the URL. Stopped myself just in time. I saw that page a couple of years ago, and I am still recovering from the horror. I don't need another peak to refresh the nightmares.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Daphne: You can do this. You just have to stand up on it.
Chaz: Can't.
Daphne: Stand up on it, damn you.
Chaz: On belay?
Daphne: Belay on.
|
|
|
|
Emma Bull
|
|
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2010, 01:06:57 pm » |
|
It's like a modern Edgar Allan Poe story. *g*
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Falkner to Worth: "'Competent'" is not an insult."
|
|
|
|
CJ
|
|
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2010, 06:07:41 pm » |
|
Egad! If she sees anything like that, the anomaly really is seriously sadistic!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"We all ended up somewhere with our various uncertain lives flapping about us in tatters and our pockets full of foreign coins."
K. E. Gordon - The Transitive Vampire: A Handbook of Grammar for the Eager, the Innocent and the Doomed
|
|
|
|
Edmund Schweppe
|
|
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2010, 10:29:36 pm » |
|
It's like a modern Edgar Allan Poe story. *g*
Quoth the Delta, "Nevermore!" |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Suddenly one of my great satisfactions in life is knowing I'm not a character in an Anne Rice novel." - Hafidha |
|
|
|
jimsmyth
|
|
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2010, 09:34:07 am » |
|
It's like a modern Edgar Allan Poe story. *g*
The Telltale Flash? A Cask of Mismatched Text? The Raving? ...I'd go with something more Lovecraftian, myself. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"I wanted to tell you both. I've met someone."
"Danny, that's good," his mother said, sounding strange and strained and cautious. "What's--"
"His name's Grayson. He works for the State Department."
|
|
|
|
DavidG
|
|
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2010, 02:12:13 pm » |
|
...I'd go with something more Lovecraftian, myself.
At the Homepage of Madness |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Lioness
|
|
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2011, 02:05:32 pm » |
|
Eep. OK, that's beyond disturbing.
I shall quote the following, which put together kind of makes a very creepy poem:
"There is new strength, repose of mind, and inspiration in (illegible)"
"Yvette's is here to serve you"
"Happy trees olive leaves things that are greenV8"
"Yvette's treasures the opportunity to serve you"
"The powers of association"
"The truth shall set you free"
"Life is good, live long and prosper"
"the secret of Yvette's, click here!"
"Mysterious Moochie-Cat Bayou!"
"Life is rich and sweet and good and healthy like a warm, soothing, scented essential oils massage in a steamy hot-springs bath-house, Aspen, Alice, Alpine"
"Healthy communication increases access to the Wealth which Life offers us all"
"Yvette's is honored to have the privilege and pleasure of serving you!! YOU! are the reason we are here!!"
"The egg is free water"
"High priestess of macchu pichu"
"plans for future growth and development, exciting adventurous celebrations of life, history-making events which involve the whole Family"
I say run the heck away. Very fast. And that's even before the text about the mysterious Traveler, and I'm only part-way down the page. (The music does shut off, by the way. I think.)
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Lioness
|
|
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2011, 02:17:12 pm » |
|
Oh, dear god. Do not go to this page: http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/FineArtPanamaCity19.htmlIt has autoloading music that I cannot describe (country dance with insane accordions? I dunno), and an extensive photo-essay of the contents of the Famous Artist's refrigerator, interspersed with photos of a bride. I cannot describe how disturbingly whacked-out this is. Edited to add: I forgot to mention the multiple jumping stick-figure bulb-head smily-face people overlaid on the site, and the "Yvette's LOVES YOU" text, and and and. |
|
|
|
« Last Edit: September 10, 2011, 02:19:17 pm by Lioness »
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Lioness
|
|
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2011, 02:32:48 pm » |
|
OK, I really am done now, as soon as I post this one: http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/Sean_Terrence_Best_History_1.htmlEvil music as usual. And the text? That is creepy and disturbing. Ewww. No, really. I'm not surprised she got a restraining order. I'd almost like to too, and I've never met the guy. OK, stopping now. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Emma Bull
|
|
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2011, 04:02:01 pm » |
|
The Internet is full of...ye gods, I'm not sure I can find a word for that. What with the...and the...oh, and that...
...Nope. No words.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Falkner to Worth: "'Competent'" is not an insult."
|
|
|
|
jimsmyth
|
|
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2011, 10:00:02 pm » |
|
The Internet is full of...ye gods, I'm not sure I can find a word for that. What with the...and the...oh, and that...
...Nope. No words.
"Whackadoodle" springs to mind. As does "crazy bugf*** insane". And you're right. Something stronger, stranger, and less intimate is called for. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"I wanted to tell you both. I've met someone."
"Danny, that's good," his mother said, sounding strange and strained and cautious. "What's--"
"His name's Grayson. He works for the State Department."
|
|
|
|
Lioness
|
|
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2011, 09:20:44 pm » |
|
He may have outdone the Eye of Argon, though: http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/indysay1.html
There's so much to, uh, love: the evil wizard Zorph of Degradoom, the twins Antressa and Delicretia (born in the "small and unknown village haply nomened Ulster, not far north of the Border known as Hadrian's Wall"), Woo Chan Xin, the rat-sized ... no, you 'd never believe me. Eww, anyway.
Eek. Just eek. In a horrified yet amused way, at this point, because sheesh.
Edited to add: I just reached the page which loudly plays "Dona Nobis Pacem," where we are given the mystic incantation "peerwing glander fander, optezzooky baptumbeen." My boggle factor is overwashed by a multichromatic sea of helpless giggling.
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: September 11, 2011, 09:26:14 pm by Lioness »
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
