Extra caffeine crystals in the morning beverage, seeing as it's tasteless.

Or Sodium monofluoroacetate in just about anything ingested or applied to mucous membranes - I've always been convinced that this was the basis for 'iocaine powder' in the Princess Bride movie.

Manchineel pieces in the fruity dessert to make his throat close up.

Or enterotoxic E.coli in the burger. To shrivel his kidneys and make the world fall out of his bottom.

Or just defenestration.

...

...What? Wikipedia is great!

Considering the recent Paine Lake piece, perhaps the BBQ may have a wintery-climate appropriate gatecrasher.

The OMGWTFpolar bear.

Well, you could try and dress as Chaz. Wig them out by blurring the fourth wall. Though getting the stilts might be a little hard.

Yeah, there is an awful lot in the comments. Which is why despite the fact that I read the average 600 page novel in around 90 minutes if uninterrupted, it still took me the best part of two days - between work shifts - to get through. 

Chaz posts some yummy recipes though. Very tempted to start talking to 'him' about food, but I am strictly observing the delineation between WTFspace and my life. Given my tendency toward paradigm-fluidity it wouldn't do to blur the two.

Still, I think I'm going to make that bread pudding sometime. When the weather cools a little. It being stinkyhot today in the Antipodean summer.

...Any North Hemispherans wanna swap a chunk of hot for a heap of cold?

Scooped, dammit. Which is entirely appropriate.

Damn this timezone thing, El Jefe!

...I wanna be Lau.

Even though I'm a leetle too old, I can dream, right?

Just gotta work on that "unarmed combat expert" thing. Being, as it happens, completely free of that 'hand-eye-coordination thang'.

Aheh.

Aaaand yet another one from Down Under here.
By way of Emma Bull's LJ, and I also blame Bunny up there for poking me till I got around to finding the forums. Not that I tend to post much as I am a dyed-inna-wool lurker who reads at a rate of knots.

Meta meta meta. I don't know if I love or hate it for the time it eats up in my life! I'm already tracking some massive Elder Gods metaplots on Milliways as it is..

All the character layering and extra details are making my conspiracy heart squee. Especially with the synchronicity of my having just gone to a great gig by an artist whose latest album is called 'Meta'.

Great job, y'alls. Lookin' forward to more.

I can only hope that the mention of case studies opening in February is an overly conservative estimate.